WAIT
Sweethearts, please continue to stand by. Daddy’s busy.
Oh, and thanks to those who tuned us up with the source of the poem we were looking for. The Omnipresence of the Deity, Part i. by Robert Montgomery. We have yet to go lookin’ for the whole thing, but now we know.
Extra special thanks for the tiny percentage who restrained themselves from pointing out that we could have just looked it up on Google ourselves.
Really, what’s the point of having legions of minions if they can’t do research for you?
