Friday, April 09, 2004 POO Ever take a poo so colossal that afterwards you feel the unsettling sensation of your internal organs resettling into their customary positions? * * * Thursday, April 08, 2004 THINGS WE ARE LISTENING TO IN PREPARATION FOR OUR UPCOMING ANNIVERSARY TRIP TO PARIS Maurice Chevalier. Piaf. Yves Montand. Tino Rossi. Josephine Baker. Charles Aznavour. Air. Miles’ Ascenseur pour l’échafaud. The Amelie soundtrack. Malcolm Maclaren’s brilliant and tragically underrated Paris. * * * Tuesday, April 06, 2004 WHAT WE HAVE AND DON’T HAVE Here at Mango Pudding Blues, we don’t have a microwave, a dishwasher, cable television, a digital camera or cellular telephones. What we do have is a scanner, a cd burner, a food processor, a digital keyboard and one of those whirry things that froth milk for latés and emulsify our stumbling attempts to make good salad dressing. It would be nice if you gave us a sure-fire recipe for a tasty vinaigrette, you know. * * *