136 BEEF SOUP NEW MEE FUNG BOOTH STREET, OTTAWA
Beautifully fast. Orangey-red. Bright and sharp. Firey! Smart. Piping hot. Salty. Soulful. Heady. Insanely great. Hip. Cool. Beat. Neat. Sweet. Eat it and sweat. Eat it and see the future.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
THE TRUE VALUE OF PI
The smartest man I know told me the true value of pi:
“When you’re calculating how long it will take you to do a job, give it your very best guess, pad it a little and then multiply the estimate by 3.14159.”
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
Shave the front of your scrotum. Wear an athletic support to the procedure and for a week after. Have someone to drive you home. Don't lift anything. No sex. No running. Take an asprin or ibuprofen for the pain.
